Archive for October, 2007

By Andy R 

We need to keep track of the heros amongst us!

League table coming sooon…..
Aha!!
Now the swimmers can no longer hide down there with the fishes,
The lines that have never been contemplated before are recorded,
Spankings shall be giggled at…..
And hopefully, it’ll all be on camera!

LUCC’s Iron Balls Award For Heroic Paddling

Who can claim the top spot, who will reign supreme?

Whatever you do…. don’t ***** it up! - Aussie Dave, shoulder breaking 2007

Take this river left. Or take it right for a more “interesting line” - Will, Scotland 2007

Large chance of death, small chance of success….what are we waiting for? - Gimli, dwarf 2004

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Report: Mary

With a full team of bleary eyed bodies we set off for Stone and made it just (5mins to spare!) in time to register. With impressively minimum faffage everyone changed and jumped into a boat for a practice run….. some got a little wetter than others!

Paddlers:
Claire, Tamsin, James, Gerard, Anna, Alexey, Sam, Kim, Saz, Jon, Vanny, Chris, Helen, Laura and me.

First runs down were Claire and Tamsin who showed us all how it was done from the dizzying heights of Div 3. Then it was time for the boys followed by girls Div 4. With a total range of paddle experience and boats going down, everyone put in an ace effort! Most first runs were improved on second time down.

We all felt a little outdone by the pint sized paddlers in their fibreglass boats but nonetheless everyone was pretty happy with their scores. Special mention needs to be made of Helen (who came 8th) and Chris (who came one below being promoted to Div 3) as it was the first slalom for both. Kim and Saz also did an amazing job as they’ve only ever spent 2 hrs in a kayak! Laura also gets a mention for having a wee fish drawn next to her name at gate 13…. He he!

Thank you to Tamsin for doing a fab job of organising everyone and Vanny for being driving and tying on man. Bring on the next one (Speak to Tamsin our slalom sec if you’re feeling keen and/or inspired)!

Mary

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By Andy R 

Friday night saw 13 handsome young specimens loading 15 boats onto trailors and cars to begin the trek east, to god’s own county.
West Tanfield weekend, the Yorkshire dales, boating….. and it hadn’t rained in days!
Arrival at campsite and meeting of Ade was perfectly timed to get down to the pub for last orders to start a good weekend, black sheep later, and we were on our way to tents, via the beach (dried up river bed) and lots of odd games involving drinking gin. Unfortunately few made it to tents and some resorted to sleeping outside, until phil put his tent up and then everyone else slept in that, so phil slept in his car. fair game!
Tiredness and a little bit of breakfast later, and we were on our way to the river Ure. Rocky and uneventful (insert open boaters and shooting practice here) and finished a very scrapey river with a slightly technical boulder field at the campsite. Dave’s was the only swim, pinned above a weir-like drop, we scraped him up and put him back in for another run….

More pub and drunken activity, with special mention going out to Penny who didn’t quite grasp the suck and blow bit of the game and thought spitting over sara was a better idea! multiple times….

Morning came and bill paying time……
“so how many people, cars and tents?”

“5 cars, 14 people and 1 tent.”

“err, you know it’s illegal to sleep in cars?”

“better make that 2 tents.”

“what about the other 10″

“they were 4man, and it’s a possibility we lost some in the pub”

“you know i came to your camping area this morning, don’t you….?”

” F**k ”

On our way back to the ‘Pool, we called in at the River Kent, again a scrape, but worth the extra miles. The highlight being the mass surf and the showboating from Erica, deciding she really was too good for paddles and showing off some stern-squirts paddle-less. awesome!

There’s some footage which will turn into a video sometime soon, recording the events of the weekend.
Fab trip, i’m already taking names for next year

Cheers to all who made it so

Andy

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